Skinny, I Hardly Knew Ye

My weight is on the rise again, haroo, haroo,

My weight is on the rise again haroo, haroo,

My weight is on the rise again, I’m going up in size again;

They’re calling me Thunder Thighs again –

Skinny, I hardly knew ye.

 

Where are my feet I cannot see, haroo, haroo,

Where are my feet I cannot see, haroo, haroo,

Where are my feet I cannot see, they’re down there somewhere below the knee;

Now those cankles will never set them free –

Skinny I hardly knew ye.

 

My neck’s been killed by double chins, haroo, haroo,

My neck’s been killed by double chins, haroo, haroo,

My neck’s been killed by double chins,  I only had one but now they’re twins,

And it’s all a result of my snacking sins-

Skinny I hardly knew ye.

 

Where is the waist that I once had, haroo, haroo,

Where is the waist that I once had, haroo, haroo,

Where is the waist that I once had, the fit of my stretch pants is getting bad,

Well this fat crap is really making me mad –

Skinny I hardly knew ye.

 

I’m trying to get wise again, haroo, haroo,

I’m trying to get wise again, haroo, haroo,

I’m trying to get wise again, I’m pushing away the pies again,

Guess I’ll have to exercise again –

Skinny, I’m swearin’ to ye.