She’s Baaa-aaack…

Well hello blog world… I have been away for many moons, ever since this used to be the old iblogs site. I used to write, occasionally I managed to be funny, or even witty. I had readers. And then I threw it all away… why? Who knows? I’m fickle. Actually, when the old site went down and I lost years of blogging, I was so disgusted I had to walk. But I’ve never been one to hold a grudge, and since these days nobody in my real life talks to me anymore, I have to try to get attention somewhere… so I’m willing to waffle.
What will my blog be about? One simple word: CRAP. All the stupid crap in my life. You want specifics? I don’t think that far ahead. Come back and read every now and then, you want to know so bad.
I can tell you this: I am a sweet but cranky, open minded but opinionated married mother of three who works full time at a job nobody has figured out is wayy over my head. My husband is a crank-ass, my kids are twerps – but God help me, I love’em. I bowl. I fish. I eat too much chocolate and it gives me the farts something wicked. And I have a special place in my heart for Pirates. I live in Utah, behind the Zion curtain, and I’m not a Mormon, which makes life interesting. We’re the heretics of the neighborhood, which is actually kind of cool – the local children fear me, which I pretty much dig big time. I have two dogs, a blue heeler and a cairn terrier. Most of the time I like them better than everyone else in this house – but that’s just because they’re the only two who think I’m cool because I wear tasty leftovers.
Well that’s it for now. Tune in later for more crap.